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notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

omfq
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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

melharington:

Anthony Mackie gets really excited at the mention of being in other Marvel projects. [x]

This man is a fucking gift to this fandom and should be cherished.

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ARTIST: Bastille
TITLE: Laughter Lines
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absentions:

Laughter Lines | Bastille

I’ll see you in the future when we’re older and we are full of stories to be told. Cross my heart and hope to die, I’ll see you with your laughter lines.

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of…

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Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.

Hobbes: How so?

Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.

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masked-knight:

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ASKPETITEPUPPETEER IN THE LAST TWENTY FOUR HOURS AS OF FRIDAY, APRIL 18, 2014

I recently got word that she’s gone missing. Her parents are worried and they have no way of contacting her. Please, those in the Yorktown, VA vicinity keep a look out for this girl. Her name is Celeste Rone, she’s eighteen years old and is about 4’9” tall. She was last heard of today, April 18th 2014 at 12:50 PM EST. If you know any information on the whereabouts of Celeste or have spotted her, please contact me right away via submit box or email me at neoncookies4281@gmail.com. Please spread this, she’s one of my closest friends and I just want her to be safe and happy at home. I don’t know where she is, but I hope that someone who knows where she is sees this and tells us right away. We’re so worried, Celeste, please come home.

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samsteves:

different ways to flirt, a guide by steve rogers:

  1. say a witty one-liner, give them a killer smile, then jump out of a plane
  2. crash land another plane while making romantic arrangements with said person mid-sentence
  3. tease and have a friendly conversation with a total stranger…
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Me and my cats are dumb

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critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.

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ca-tsuka:

Elbion, El despertar de Nagah animation project by spanish Sunshine Animation studio (watch teaser).

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A Supernatural Guide to Angels

Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches
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badwolf-bitches:

Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.

what
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♦FF